SallyWoo vil spille $2 millioner-dyst mod Phil Ivey

Full Tilt Poker-spilleren ‘SallyWoo’ har formået at holde sin identitet anonym for offentligheden, så i stedet for at begive os ud i gætterier om, hvem der gemmer sig bag nicket, så kan vi istedet opsummere, hvad vi ved om spilleren. Også selvom det ikke er alverden.

Men vi VED, at han er en pokkers god Omaha High/Low-spiller. Spørg bare Gus Hansen, som tilbage i december tabte over $800.000 til ‘SallyWoo’ fordelt over blot 48 timer.

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Derudover ved vi, at han på PokerStars, hvor han spiller med nicket ‘Chung ho’, sidste år vandt over $1,2 millioner. Alle pengene vundet i Omaha High/Low, hvilket igen understreger, at vi har med en specialist i disciplinen at gøre.

Netop nu – mens denne artikel bliver skrevet – sidder han og spiller imod Gus Hansen på Full Tilt Poker. Danskeren er blevet plukket for $114.000 på blot to timer, men hvad der er mere interessant er, at ‘SallyWoo’ i en chat de to spillere imelllem har spurgt Gus Hansen om han kan være behjælpelig med at sætte en HU Freeze Out-dyst op imod Phil ‘Polarizing’ Ivey. Og i øvrigt lige i samme ombæring har spurgt det danske fyrtårn om han ikke til lejligheden kan få Full Tilt Poker til at stive taksten på Omaha High/Low-bordene til $3.000/$6.000.

SallyWoo: i offered to play polarizing for a big freezeout on here, could u get us 3/6k if need be?
Gus Hansen: 2-4 is not high enough
SallyWoo: he wants to play higher, ill gladly play him 3/6k for 2 mil
SallyWoo: he said he will play higher, i accept
Gus Hansen: ok maybe I can get it done won’t promise anything
SallyWoo: no worries
SallyWoo: polarizing will of course have to accept/agree
Gus Hansen: I figured that

Efter at Gus Hansen har lovet at kigge på om han kan få det hele sat i scene, skrider chatten ud på et sidespor, hvor danskeren ikke er videre imponeret over hverken ‘SallyWoo’s whining eller forsøg på at være morsom:

Gus Hansen: that one was ugly
SallyWoo: i can not deny my ugliness
SallyWoo: i have a face for internet poker
Gus Hansen: A
Gus Hansen: My handicap? that I am a degenerate gambler
Gus Hansen: ups
Gus Hansen: boom
SallyWoo: i always have to fade your luck
SallyWoo: stressful
Gus Hansen: sometimes even I get lucky
Gus Hansen: like this hand
Gus Hansen: or this hand
Gus Hansen: those 50 cents add up D cat
SallyWoo: i hear ya
SallyWoo: i play for rakeback and to clear the bonuses
SallyWoo: nice bonus here
System: The $1.5K Super Turbo Knockout ($16+$1 NL Hold’em) will be starting in 5 minutes.
SallyWoo: brb
Gus Hansen: ok
System: The $4,000 Rush Guar (Rebuy) ($5+$0.50 NL Hold’em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
SallyWoo: dont u even feel bad with some of these beats you issue me?
SallyWoo: a little?
Gus Hansen: ?
SallyWoo: just kidding, 08 has made me numb to losing
Gus Hansen: I told you *Stop sniffing glue*
SallyWoo: im not a person of moderation
Gus Hansen: there was another beat for you
SallyWoo: <—- numb
SallyWoo: variance is a harsh mistress
Gus Hansen: 2 min
Gus Hansen: short 2 min
SallyWoo: my bttn
Gus Hansen: lol
SallyWoo: what lol
SallyWoo: u pulled a fake left and got me to go get a cup of t
Gus Hansen: If you gave it to me when I tmed out 6 times I would give it to you but now I dont think I should
SallyWoo: to be fair
SallyWoo: u won about 40k off me in discoonnects in novemebr
Gus Hansen: I did
Gus Hansen: selective memory I dont care
Gus Hansen: you canhave it
Gus Hansen: but I will ask when I toime out
SallyWoo: well its 1 thing to dc, its your/my own fault
SallyWoo: but brb, so i go get a drink and lose btn?
SallyWoo: a bit tough
SallyWoo: when dc its 1 thing, but brb and get it cause i then take a break
Gus Hansen: if you feel like that I dont think you are ready to play 3-6